Hello, my fellow Prostate Travelers!
Today is somewhat of a diversion from my previous Test-Icle activities. Yes, I have indeed tested another “Melissa Toy”. One day, when we all know each other a little better, I’ll share with you the hilarious conversation we had that led up to this test! But first please allow me to indulge in a bit of amateur psychology. I say amateur because my only “claim to fame” in the area of psychology is having led a colorful life for 66 years and having read endless books on human behaviour.
Self-esteem, self-respect, self-pride, self-love, self-worth. We have a seemingly endless list of lovely “self” phrases that essentially say the same thing. It is extremely important for our mental and physical health that we love ourselves. Yep. There you go. I’ve said it. If you find it difficult to love yourself, it will be even more difficult for you to love someone else. Stand naked in front of the mirror and be happy with what you see. If you’re not, do something about it! As with all aspects of life, self-love needs to be in control and balanced. Self-love is NOT narcissism. Narcissism is an ugly, out-of-control trait. Self-love is healthy and positive! Now, where was I……
Most of us are old enough to remember the times when a Brazilian was a person from Brazil! And maybe even old enough to remember when a Tassie Map was a map of Tasmania!! We live in a new and very different, and beautiful time now! Fess up boys, we all love the thought of the ladies having a smooth hairless vag! Indeed, if we stop and think about it for a moment, the concept in the 21st century of sapiens still having a hairy body is really a bit neanderthal! It’s only that Charles Darwin hasn’t kept up in the last 200 years that we have hair anywhere other than the top of our heads for sun protection and warmth!
And very pleasingly, in very recent times, manscaping has also become socially very acceptable. Even better, hair removal is rapidly becoming socially acceptable at all ages from early teens at the onset, to no upper limit! So, for some time now, I’ve been shaving my Crack, Sack, and Curly’s. (it also helps with my penis injections with no forest in the way).
Enter the NUTBAGS. Melissa’s new product! It is a sexy little trimmer designed specifically for shaving the very delicate skin on your scrot! And if you have tried doing that with a conventional trimmer, you will know that it is generally followed by an emergency blood transfusion! Not anymore! The NUTBAGS is an amazing little trimmer. And yes, it works just as effectively on crack, curlys, and tummy! It takes a little bit of practice, and it is still possible to “nick the sack” if you rush. But take your time and it really is a wonderful trimmer with “near bald” results. I love it.
I have a hunch that the ladies are going to love the NUTBAGS. Not only to help their man get started with Crack ‘n Sack manscaping but also for themselves. Lazer and IPL are expensive. The NUTBAG is so small and maneuverable (The F1 of trimmers!), I reckon it will work perfectly on getting those labia’s “baby bum” smooth!!
Keep Walking my fellow travelers. Good times await.