I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do..I do not get weekends or public holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures.My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,P. Niss

Dear P. Niss:After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straight.You fall asleep after brief work periods.You do not always follow the orders of the management team.You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing theCorrect protective clothing.You will retire well before you are 65.You are unable to work double shifts.You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,V. Gina

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  1. Ken Wakefield on May 9, 2022 at 9:16 am

    I must admit to having a hearty chuckle on reading this. It, to some extent, comments on the two sides to what are often the differences of opinion between males and those of the fairer sex.
    It is refreshing that we are becoming more comfortable about discussing our differing outlooks on sexual compatibility. I’m all for more of it.

  2. Welliam Quinn on May 9, 2022 at 9:48 am

    Good laugh and could be true

  3. Welliam Quinn on May 9, 2022 at 9:49 am

    Enjoy reading the blogs

  4. Brett on May 9, 2022 at 1:35 pm

    Retirement age is not always 65 with correct management as is the occasional working a double shift.

  5. Ron Edwards on May 10, 2022 at 12:35 am

    Great insights carried with humour Well done